ok - post #2
smoking is healthy. it's true. when i smoked, my cholesterol was perfect, my weight was perfect. my pulse, stress level, concentration...check check check perfect. i am now 6 months into this quitting thing, and my annual physical revealed cholesterol levels that are way off, shortness of breath that is wheezy and un-funny, the concentration of a gnat with ADD and an espresso IV, and an ass the size of Arkansas. I'm just sayin. "they" have been wrong before. i mean check out the NEW food pyramid, which is upside down from what it was when we were kids. that's a big uh oh. and i say all this here knowing full well that it's not the smoking (or non-smoking) it's the Entemann's and Dunkins. and lattes. i think.
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